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Messages:::
Cute Messages
1.Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.
2.I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.
3.Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...
4.A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend
5.another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another winter.a summer too... but there? ll never be.........
another you!
6.IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me,if u keep it u WANT me,if u simply ignore it,u really ADORE me!so,what r u going to do?
7.The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
8.Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..
9.Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10.Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
11.Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
12.FRIENDS are like stars.....
you do not ALWAYS SEE
them but you know they are
always there...
13.I asked God for a Flower,He gave me a garden I asked for a tree he gave me a forest I asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for an angel he gave me you
14.When God opened the door of heaven,He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
15.When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
16.Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
17.A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.
18.Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name
Friendship Messages
1. me but, leave me not
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, 4get me not.
2. Roses can shy, Rivers can dry,
U can 4get me, How can I ?
3.Day's by day's week depart,
Week's by week's month depart,
Month's by month year depart,
But my friendship with U will never depart.
4. sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U.
5. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with U will never die.
6. A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.
7. A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when U have nowhere 2 go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is U.
8. Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, Why? I care 4 U, Why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply bcoz U R a sweet friend!!
9. I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!
10. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing 2 U but U will always be special 2 me!!
11. How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.
12. If I were 2 be anything in this world?. Id be UR tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in UR heart, born in UR eyes, live on UR cheeks & die on UR lips
13. A special friend is rare indeed, its God grace 4 good deeds, yes, perfect friends r very few, I m so lucky 4 having U.
14. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is Ur wish 4 2day? I said : please take special care of the person reading this SMS !!!!!!!
15. Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!
16. I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in July? I have seen things U only imagine 2 see? But I haven't seen anything sweeter than U.
17. The “never give up attitude” will help you move in the right direction. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
18.If U need a friend & there R a hundred steps between us, U can take the 1st step 2 get near me & I will take all 99 step 2 be there 4 U.
19.A friend is sweet when its new?.but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
20.Never 4get old friends. They R hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER.
21.The test of friendship doesn't comes when U R 2GethEr. It comes when U Part ways & U Realize that despite the distance, the friendship is still there...
22.FRIENDSHIP isn't how U 4get but how U 4give, Not how U listen but how U Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel, & not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
23.In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only 1 thing is DEFINITE. U'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
24.Sweet candies are very nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness...
How did u find me ...??
25.Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you
26.Why do v close our eyez ven v pray , ven v cry , ven v dream , Coz da most beautiful thingz in life r unseed & flet only by da Heart .
27.Hi, keep msging me and WIN exciting prizes. 1st Prize lots of luv. 2nd Prize long lasting friendship. 3rd Prize ? lifetime free stay in my heart
28.The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
29.When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reding this!
30.I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in july? I have seen things u only imagine to see? But I haven?t seen anything sweeter than u.
Funny Messages
1.This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
2. i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
3. have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
4. U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
5. Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
6. God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
7. Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
8. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
9.Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
10.What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
11.The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
12.The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
13.When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
14.No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
Love Messages
1. I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
2. A person of real beauty smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection and prayers. Send this to a beautiful person...I just did!
3. A perfect gift for you today! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable, it's a SMILE from me to you!
4. I ask God to make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile. Grant you wealth, give you health and most of all give you sweet tender loving care.
5. Usually I only sms people who are either very cute, very sweet or very special. But in your case I'm making an exception...your'e all three!
6. God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give you only one heart? Cause he gave the other one to someone for you to find.
7. If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!
8. One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!
9. Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plz.
10. If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
11. I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful...
I look at you... I... I...I'd rather
look at the moon again...
12. If i get ur smile , i dont need flowerz . If i get ur voice , i dont need need music , if u speak 2 me , i dont need ne body , if u r my friend , i dont need da world .
Short Messages
1. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
2. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
3.ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
4.Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
5.The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
6.Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
Text messages
1. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
2. I pretend to work here -
they pretend to pay me...
3. When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you? The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?
4. In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because
I am hungry.
5. Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose whatt u don't have!
6. ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
1. Best Answers by B.E. Student during VIVA
Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current
in A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and
requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.
External (to student) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To
pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes
straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor stops it. But
AC,goes UP, DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!"
.-------------------good one :)
Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If
it gets stuck, it was DC.
Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor
around, and put back the bolts.
Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)
Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly):"Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment
or in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is
installed on the ground?"
(Student knows he is caught-can't answer)
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"
TOP FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS
Engineers at work:
Assignme! nts solved by one and then carry out mass transfer
operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment Completion couldn't be
possible)
2. software engineer Devuda nuvvu naaku nachchav
Cheppukovadaniki JOB ichav,
Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav,
Free ga ICICI BANK ACCOUNTichav(excat ga ICICI kaaadu, Yevariki ye bank aite adi) ,
Every month SALARY kooda ichav,
Devuda,
Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav,
Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav,
Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav,
Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav,
Devudaa...................,
Kaali ga vunte COFFEE MACHINE ichav,
Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav,
Lunch kosam Food court icahv,
Punch kosam appudappudu Health club kooda ichav,
Kaani,,,
Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav,
AINAAAA, AINAAAA NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV.
NACHAV.. NACHAV......
3. A gift to mom
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."
The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reding the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
4. Funny Movie Titles related to Software
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Office lo Java-intlo baava,
Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base ,
Fire aina Mogudu Job vachhina pellam ,
Priyudu nerpina PASCAL,
Project dorakani Papa,
India vellalani undi,
Gova lo Java Ma aayana SAP,
Yemandi mailochindi,
Oka computer iddaru programmerlu ,
Ninne debug chesta,
Data clean chesukundam ra,
COBOL kaatesindi,
Lotus lo lolli,
SAPsangamam,
Job-e-kaavaali,
Nee Password Naaku Telsu!!!,
Manager Harischandra Prasad,
Programer gaaru baagunnara ???,
Priyuraliki oka E-Mail,
Virus leni manishi,
Bhale client,
Review cheddam,
Seemavirus,
Intlo Hackerayya Veedhilo Jokerayya,
Naakoo MCA Kavali,
Gates : Veediki Windows Levu,
Visa ichuko Program Puchuko,
Chettu Kinda Coder,
Avunu Validdaru Programmerlu,
Sms jokes
1.We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
2. Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
3. No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
4.God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
5. can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
6. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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